29 Medieval Memes for Hobbits in The Shire and Knights in Shining Armor

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    First, we shall kill all the computers.
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    IF YOUR PAYMENT HAS ALREADY BEEN MADE, PLEASE IGNORE THIS FRIENDLY REMINDER" " "
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    When ur dog tries to leave and go about it's day but you weren't finished forcing it to love. you
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    How it feels when he buys you a snack when you didn't ask
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    you're gonna regret putting me in a situation
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    Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome any wench born after 1438 cannot subsistence farm...all they know is local tavern, stare at thy sun dial, show thy ankle, prima nocta, consume spice, and UTTER FALSEHOODS. 10:24 PM 23 Aug 20 Twitter for iPhone
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    When you're just starting out in the game but they let you keep the legendary weapon from the tutorial
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    YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SCHIZOPHRENIK SPIRALING PUBLICLY FOR THOSE ENGAGEMENT NUMBERS
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    Cloudy @oncloud_e (estrogen angel) honestly i get why there weren't many female knights back in the day, if i had to squire for a sweaty buff woman covered in blood and grease i would faint dead on the floor before i even got the first boot on her 6:47 PM - 2024-05-27 53K Views 162 Reposts 1 Quote 2.6K Likes 94 Bookmarks
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    IF PEOPLE TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE TOO MANY SWORDS STOP TALKING TO THEM! YOU DON'T NEED THAT KIND OF NEGATIVITY!
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    Anna Biller @missannabiller Colors in medieval paintings depicting knights vs. colors in modern movies depicting knights L
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    jon drake @DrakeGatsby Normal Bar: Hey bud we can't let you in here with that pocket knife Renaissance Faire: Here's 32oz of meade and a bow & arrow go crazy L
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    Me: Okay I'm going to sleep now Random thoughts and anxiety:
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    Cheezburger Image 10409362176
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    Greetings peasents, how goes th- BY THE POPE
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    When you're in a public bathroom all alone and someone comes in and uses the stall right next to you 990 @medievalistman
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    Next piercing.
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    we La more The self destructive urge to cancel all my appointments because I'm exhausted and over it Me
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    THE RECLUSIVE FRENCH INVENTOR OF THE SANDAL PHILIPPE PHILOPPE
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    When your existential crisis spans dimensions
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    +\/ "HOORAY! YE ONLINE DELIVERY HAS ARRIVETH" T mom
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    how are you going to fight me with a block of cheese? It's extra sharp D
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    this potage magnifique needs more onions! no! needs more butter mmmmmh maybe this stew needs more ashes Khajiit loves this fondue, maybe khajiit would love it more if had more moon sugar
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    @emobot9000 Sorry I can't hang The prophecy said you would betray me
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    Chain mail armor. Corpus Pelagianum. 12th 13th centuries. Round shield. La Huelgas Beatus. 1220 A.D.. 111 Sword. Church of San Pedro el Viejo. 12th century. Gambeson. Sta. María de Valbuena. Starting 13th century. Sword scabbard. Church of San Pedro el Viejo. 12th century. Andalusian armoured footsoldier Sword Belt. Ripoll Bible. 11h century.
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    "Be sure to wear your most expensive suit to the interview" What they think they are telling me What they are really telling me facebook.com This same issue arises when they tell me "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have."
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    Anglo-Saxons after Hastings: That's how it goes. Off to Constantinople! Anglo-Saxons in 1071: Where's Manzikert? But wait...
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    Ceorls will see you return from pilgrimage to Rome and say "He hath not been to Byzantium 99
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    When your dad tells a bad joke at the dinner table but you're too mature for his infantile buffoonery
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